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Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".
Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Male masturbation. Rubbing one out and busting a nut aka man curd.
Braaaaaahhh I've been watching porn all day and pumping curd.
Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.
"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"
When a guy cums inside a girls pussy multiple times and doesn’t stop. Pumps the pussy full of cum loads.
Guy: Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night, and I was pumping loads inside of her.
Friend: Nice dude!
the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.
melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.
A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.
Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.
Another term for getting fucked over
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me
2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping