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the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.
the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.
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The Normie Paradox is the scenario in which a person calls out others as normies to the extent that they themself can now be classed as a normie.
Kim is a victim of the normie paradox as they've called so many people normies, that they've become one of them.
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The delaying of fixing an issue (political) in order to raise more funds under the guise of a fear based probability regardless of how unlikely that circumstance is in reality.
The RedCross raises the most funds during a disaster. The RedCross paradox seems to have affected politics wherein the fund raising party wishes to promote a fearful scenario rather than fixing the issues at hand.
“The party loves how controversial he/she is. They raise the most money because he is so unpopular. It’s the RedCross paradox! Largest donations always come from disasters!”
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1. When you're theoretically capable of having a girlfriend, but somehow you'll never get one
2. When you travel back in time to somehow prevent your ex-girlfriend from rejecting you, and the action removes any reason for the travel, along with any knowledge that the reason ever existed, thus removing any point in travelling in time in the first place. See Hitler Paradox as well.
1. John: Dude, everyone keeps saying that I'm the kind of guy who can easily get a girlfriend, but for some reason no girl wants to talk to me.
Dave: You seem to be affected by the Girlfriend Paradox.
2. The Girlfriend Paradox is my biggest argument against time travel.
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How the biggest fans of things such as video games/movies are generally the biggest critics.
(Usually seen lurking around review websites engaging in verbal combat)
Game Developer: Here's a new game!
FanboyFred: This is so awesome! I can't wait to get this! (Pre-orders)
*3 months later*
FanboyFred: This game is broken! Who would want this?
GamerGuy360: Fred, this Fanboy Paradox has me concerned...
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The example is a paradox.
The definition is not a paradox.
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The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
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