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The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.
Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.
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he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.
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the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER
Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad
Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?
Wearing clothes inside out in order to make a fashion statement
Wow... he's so cool! He's wearing that sweater parker style
The most amazing guy you will find! He is kind of a bad boy but he has a sweet heart! He normal likes blond haired girls! He is very athletic and does sports like Football and Basketball.
Girl 1: I heard Parker Tille is single!
Girl 2: Omg, I want him so bad!
One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.
Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.
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