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A fat woman's vagina. It appears as a large mound connected to her giant belly fat which creates a second roll in her pants.
"Where is her pussy at?"
"She has a fatty patty."
"Oh."
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The complete opposite of a Negative Nancy. One who always looks at the brighter side of things. With Positive Patty, the glass is always half full.
Nig nog: Momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
Positive Patty: Nigga, at least you gots a roof over yo head. Now go play with yo friends outside while I get my $220 hair did.
Nig nog: Officer, I swear I was going the speed limit, I've never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
Positive Patty: Now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn't such a bad place after all.
Nig nog: Fuck niggas the po-lice is comin' and I be fucked UP!
Positive Patty: We'll be fine.
Nig nog: Why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
Positive Patty: Lemonjalow, if it weren't for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?
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The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.
Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.
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When one boy flips another boys breasts when they pass each other in the hallway.
Joey was seen patty flipping in the hall the other day. He needs a detention.
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When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.
My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.
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When your banging a chic and all the sudden you smell a smell that seems foreign to you (not a normal woman's scent, smells like an old pastrami sandwich) and you say "Damn that's a stanky patty!
I was with this rando i took home from the bar and once we started banging, I smelled something I've never smelt before, so I screemed out "I got stuck with a stanky patty!"
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