Peanut Butter Saurus

This is the term used to describe an individual highly obsessed with peanut butter, who moves his limbs like a dinosaur.

Look at that awkward walking man with the peanut butter on his spoon. He must be a Peanut Butter Saurus.

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peanut butter spoon

its when you put peanut butter on a spoon

have you guys ever looked up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

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Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

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Peanut Butter Highway

When a baby is born and the mother struggles in labour she may inadvertently squeeze out a massive grogan (shit). the baby slides into the new world down the shit - down the "Peanut Butter Highway!"

Did you hear Tanya's new baby drove the peanut butter highway.....

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Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

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Peanut Butter Ass

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.

"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"

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Peanut Butter Jelly

A woman that has a nice face but is over-weight and her jelly gets in the way of her looks, so much in fact that you want to hit her with a baseball bat

I saw her face on her default picture and thought she was hot. but when i met her at the restaurant, she was a Peanut Butter Jelly

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