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Give me the addy to your fat pearl so I can upload some sweet videos of my brother smoking salmon.
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Semen, cum, schmootz or whatever ya wanna call it
I stuck it down her throat and gave her a mouthful of pearl jam
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A cannabis type that has a high percentage THC, it gives a little trippy effect and has a nice high.
Good when you want to get stoned, good when you still need some things to do.
Red eyes included.
Time ago, I was super stoned and making funny noises and beats with a friend (trippy effect i had from the silver pearl weed). When you smoke it alone and you have to go somewhere, you still can perform tasks.
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When you spunk in someone's eye.
I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.
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A type of vagina.
Pearl is a smoother and goes inwards, while Pastrami tends to be looser.
Basically saying Pearl stands for virgin and Pastrami stands for a thot.
"Hey Pearl or Pastrami?"
"Why?"
"Just answer it."
"Pastrami."
"Bro you dirty as fuck..."
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When semen (cum) is ejaculated into a woman's hair and on her forehead. This can appear to be in the shape of a tiara. Similar to a pearl necklace but at the hairline of the hair /forehead rather than on the neck/chest.
Molly was scared to taste Big John's cum, so she pulled him out of her mouth at the last minute and let him give her a pearl tiara.
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The passionate result of a man wanking onto his lover's upper chest, neck and shoulders. Also the most wonderfully affectionate (and affordable) gift for a husband to bestow upon his wife on their wedding night.
Benny and Betty weren't rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead.
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