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A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her
anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong
Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
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Literally the biggest forehead in the world.
My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead
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An incredible 11 year old YouTuber who makes all kinds of videos but mostly Roblox and Gacha Club. She makes Royale High videos weekly. She’s really kind to her fans. As of December 2, 2020, she has 820 subscribers, 115 TikTok followers, and 260 Instagram followers. She’s very funny and beautiful.
Friend: Have you watch Peyton’s Popular Page?
Me: SHE’S AMAZING! SHE’S MY IDOL!!!
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Member of pbr that left his home in Alabama to avoid the hurricane, but wouldn't give certain people his matrix if he died, just because they like Tennessee
PeYToN-SS doesn't like Tennessee fans.
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teenage actress who rose to fame on the disney television series andi mack
peyton elizabeth lee is the purest and most talented being on this earth
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After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.
Dude, the superbowl is like a 40 point difference, look at that Peyton pink sock !
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To lull someone (like say the Chargers) into a false sense of security and then tear out their heart and serve it to them with a tall glass of "sit the fuck down". See also Chuck Norris
Peyton Manning post game conference.
Reporter: "Peyton, how do you describe what just happened?"
Peyton Manning: " The San Diego Chargers just got Peyton Manning-ed... 'nough said."
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