Sun phat

A mild (semi) to wild (full girth) errection as a result of solar energy from direct sun light beaming directly onto your groin.
Occurs unexpectedly, often on public transport.

Slacks turn to tights in the sun light.

Sun phat on the bus this arvo was glorious but also inconvienient and awkward.

Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch

horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.

Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.

That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow

phat booty

A women that has a very nice butt.

That chick has a phat booty!

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phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.

Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.

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Phat ass

Big ol' attractive behind

Yo Nikki you got a phat ass.

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phat monkey

a term use to desrcibe a woman with large pussy lips. pussy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.

porn star Olivia O'Lovely. da chick got a "phat monkey"

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