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An immense human being, that can work out the age of the Universe and has such an amazing beard, that they deserve a personalised card.
Jack Johnson is such a funky pigeon.
A hard-on that has become permanent. Apparently derives from priapic.
I have to go the hospital to have my prayer pigeon fixed
Sending a floppy disk by carrier pigeon.
The data center was down so we were forced to send all executive summary reports by floppy pigeon.
When Dan and Phil admit they have pigeon fursonas
Dan: happy April fools! We're holding a pigeon fest!
Phil: these are our fursonas!
a kar in bean ng, also very smol and cute
aww lokk at the adorwable ibishu pigeon
A hand held device used to vaporize and inhale Chinese chemicals to get a quick buzzachino
yo can i rip your pigeon stick in the bathroom next block buddy
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While in the nacelle of a wind turbine, the technician masturbates out of the tool hatch onto his coworkers below. As his load descends he radios to his coworkers "lookout for that pervy pigeon" in hopes they will turn upwards and be struck by his semen.
"I was uptower the other day and I sent down a pervy pigeon, landed one on my foreman's windshield"