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a person whos always looking for a smoke out and will try any links to get high and will even ditch friends typicaly known as an asshole.
ring ring yo what up dude
hey you got any budd?
no
well... you got any cigs?
no
beep (hangs up)
wow what fucking weed pirate.
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one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
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the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.
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A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.
That chick's a pirates dream!
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Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.
"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"
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surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder
last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head
Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.
I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.
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