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The act of shopping online while taking a dump
Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.
When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping
Plipity plop is to move a plant out of its pot and put it into a hole in the ground.
Jiminiey Billybob would you mind just to plipity plop that bay tree over here in this hole? Sure, I’ll just plipity plop it in, no worries!
Harvesting a green shit that has been borroughing for a few weeks
"why weren't you at the party last night man?"
"I was busing takin a mean harvest plop for a few hours, I guess I lost track of time."
engaging in rigorous anal coitus without a lingering scent.
i call her a plop star, because of the way she cleanses her sphincter! No smell no fail!
It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are
“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!
Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:
- Happiness
- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage
Symptoms of being a plop may include:
- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically
Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!
Plop (adjective)
Both curseword and compliment
The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.
Luke:
"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"
Joe:
"I know her chest is really bruised"