plum goobered

Just as happy as all heck.

Big Jim was plum goobered when Sally Mae said she'd go to the tractor pull with him.

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Kakadu plum

A sexual position when a man individually inserts his testicles into the anus and vagina of his female partner.

Person 1: You wouldn’t believe it. I gave the old Sheila the Kakadu plums last night.

Person 2: Both?

Person 1: Both. Shaka laka.

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plum popsicle

Chilling one's erect penis on ice for the purpose of giving one's lover a cold sensation upon penetration.

My dick got numb from the ice packs, but when i gave her the ol' plum popsicle she screamed like banshee.

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Plum level

When something is PERFECT. Imagine biting into the most tasty, juicy, just right plum. Perfection.

"man, this summer weather is just plum level!"

"mate, dat booty" *winks* "plum level"

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Japanese Plum

When a Japanese guy has the blue balls or when a non-Japanese guy gets blue balls at Japanese restaurant.

I met this hot girl at Benihana last night, but ended up going home with a Japanese Plum.

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sugar plum

an attractive woman with really nice tits, boobs

mmmm she is a sugar plum

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Plum Hummer

When you place your balls in someones mouth and they "hum" a tune whilst sookin them.

"She was amazing at sooking the boaby! she even plopped ma baws in her mooth and gave me a cracking "Plum Hummer" then I splodged all oor her coupon!

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