safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"

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genre police

People that constantly argue over a band's genre.

Joe: Hey man do you like Band X?
Steve: Yeah, Band X is a really cool rock band .
Joe: Oh shit. Sirens. It's the fuckin' genre police!
Steve: Lets get the fuck out of here.
Genre Police #1: WTF!? Band X isn't rock! They're emo!
GP #2: lmfao, nub. they're nu post emo-hop. <3
GP #3: fuk u they r metalcore!21~
GP #1: EMO.
GP #2: <3 nu post emo-hop kthxbai. <3 <3
GP #3: metalcorne1!! bob wot do u think?
Bob: Couldn't care less. Just enjoy the music.

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Police cult

All the people who engage in police worship where the police can do no wrong and they never beat anyone up and Rodney King had it coming to him.That is to hear them tell it.Cock blockers and prudes and fundamentalist ect.

That fundamentalist preacher is in the police cult.

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pronoun police

Those people who get way too up-in-arms over someone using the wrong pronouns, whether it be for them or someone else entirely.

Person A: Did you see that girl earlier? I think she looked nice.
Person B: Hey! You can’t just assume their pronouns like that! How dare you!
Person A: Who made you the pronoun police?

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Time Police

A force of four from the show "Superjail", dedicated to serving the "time court" and throwing people in "time jail"who have commited "time crimes". Also, they always sing.

"Never run away from the time police! You will not survive!"

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Abolish the Police

The stupidest fucking idea that has ever come out of someone’s mouth

person 1: how can we ensure that police brutality is limited to a minimum and law enforcement can maintain trust between themselves and the community?

person 2: spend more time and money training officers so that they are more confident in their abilities and don’t default to deadly force as often

person 1: Great idea :)

person 3: ABOLISH THE POLICE!

persons 1&2: Shut up retard.

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fuck the police

To disregard ANY type of authoritive figure, not just limited to municipal and federal institutions.

"Yo, fuck the police...I'm not doing my homework tonight"

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