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while having sex with a girl put your penis in her anus then take it out dip in honey and put around her mouth.
last night while making love to my women i gave her a winny the pooh.
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When a person walks around wearing a shirt and no pants. Like Winnie The Pooh.
"That guy is so drunk he wasn't even successful getting naked! He took his pants and his underwear off but forgot to take his shirt off!"
"He's not unsuccessful, he still has the conscience to go Winnie The Pooh Style."
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The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.
The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.
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The scenario when defacation smells so bad that the pooher is left with the choice of (a) being sick in his mouth and swallowing the vomit or (b) vomiting into the toilet that is housing the foul-smelling pooh...
Joe: Jamie, you've been in the toilet for ages?! Is everything okay?!
Jamie: No, I've just experienced a Snatch Twenty Pooh moment!
when you get really tired after eating a large meal.
there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!
A party where everyone only wears a t-shirt. No pants, no underwear, no socks...just a shirt. You could add to this and drink out of a 'Hunny' jar all night.
That Winnie the Pooh party last night was so liberating!
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A person that drops a turd bomb in the bathroom and leaves just before you enter.
I went to use the secret bathroom on the 3rd floor only to find that the damn "Pooh Ninja" had struck again.
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