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Note that it is also not recommended to insults the pope either.
"please do not insults or fool the pope"
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A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.
Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?
*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*
When someone is driving a naked guy around in the back seat and he is jerking off. Must be done midday.
That guy is parading the pope.
What you do if you should die while at work.
The king didn't abdicate when he got old, he decided he'd pope out.
The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.
The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.
Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.
A kind of a friend who intercepts between you and a totally crazy schizophrenic talking head person.
Rendering one's self useless by being the unwanted middle man.
Frida: Noticed you're hanging out with Tom again. What's he so angry about all the time? It seems he hates everyone.
Katharine: OK, Well you know how Tom is. He's got a lot of mother issues and I told him he needs to release those issues and realize he's projecting himself onto those people he hates and that they're not really like he thinks they are, he's just making them into the enemy.
Frida (to everyone else): That Katharine's a real pope rodman!
A euphemism for an altar boy in the service of His Holiness in Vatican City.
... "Pope Scope" among others, were found apparently saved in the Pope's personal GMail account and have since been confirmed to belong to several altar boys currently working in the service of the Holy See in Vatican City.