Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)
Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.
b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
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The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake
"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake
A Porcelain Panic Room is referring to a bathroom where anxious people go to when they are having a panic attack. It can either be in public or at their own house.
"Oh yeah, John went back to his Porcelain Panic Room again today"
"Oh better make sure he's ok then."
Ok so we're a good team! But we aren't finished yet! The PORCELAIN DOLLS AKA WEIRDOS ARE RUNNING! HUEY AKA THE ENTREPRENEUR IN HIDING GOT SHOT WITH AN AK-47 THIS MORNING BY ME AND THEN BY BROWNIE AND THEN BY MAXIMILLIAN AND THEN BY JOHN DALLAS! OK SO WE ALL PLAYED OUR PARTS AND THE PORCELAIN DOLLS WILL PERISH!
Gee that Glen Austin and his son Damien are the Porcelain Doll Gang! Respec! Don't give em an inch! That's sexual for ENTREPRENEURSHIP!
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Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".
"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."
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v. The runs. Montezuma's revenge.
Stan: Where's Dick?
Fred: He is riding the porcelin honda again.
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