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Preston is a male organism known to many as a "undeveloped fetus of a goblin shark." much pee is stored in his balls waiting to be exported in the nearest carrier for lavatory to divert his urine into. Although sophisticated, he has has many sexual meet and greets with various women ranging from ages 90-100
a Preston Baer could be defined by saying, " oh hey did you see preston eat a goblin shark?",
"indeed i did." "He also made out with the queen of peenland"
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as a "General, We are currently sending the pee in the balls to the nearest toilet approximately 30 feet away, we have a 90% chance of making it till he drops the cargo" "bravo six, we are currently heading toward the toilet at a 90 degree angle preparing for aim" "READY SOLDIERS, AIM, FIRE" *pee splashes on multiple parts of floor and toilet* " sir we are going in for the toilet paper"
Cute boy is usually blonde one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet he is definitely a good boyfriend is very hot! trust me you want to date a Preston clay
He's such a Preston clay
A piece of shit school that doesn't know how to teach kids how to pass exams, the head of the school is an egg
A lava monster, mincraf playing, sell-out.
"Preston Playz iz a sel outt."
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A collaborative effort between one or more individuals to play rock and roll, bust your balls and have a great time doing all in the process.
Preston and Steve totally rock!
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Preston Foreman is the type of guy that would go after a white girl and smash that girl until she bleeds but he mainly does that to a girl named Kylie
Brother: did you hear Preston foreman last night he was loud with Kylie
Sister: yeah it sounded like she was in pain and she is crippled now.
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Best morning show in Philadelphia. On 100.3 (Y100)
Preston and Steve are the best morning show ever.
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