Grab my dick. to jerk off someone.
guy: hey, I'll give you ten bucks to jangle my pringles.
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The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.
Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.
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A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.
"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"
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To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.
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The mighty and beloved Quandavius ruled over Black Adam land with his crown of the six Goofies of Pringle land, he (The ruler of Black Adam land) is the rightful king and should remain on his throne FOREVER!
Quandavius Pringles Dingler II The Great is the rightful owner of Black Adam land.
The great-great-grandfather of Quandale Dingle cousin Craig Bob Pringle-Dingle II
Hey guys, it's Quandale Nayvadius Quantavius Pringle-Dingle III. I'm now in prison After stealing an elderly lady's shopping cart to flee from Dale Dinglestone's father-in-law(which is a FBI agent).
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This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.
hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.
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