prison guard

A sex position where the man holds the woman's hands behind her back while standing from behind during sex. For a more realistic approach hand cuffs and or zip ties can be added.

"Man I went home with that girl last night and things almost got illegal. I had to hand cuff and prison guard that bitch."

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prison juice

nature's most natural anal lubricant; saliva.

There's no need to halt sodomy for lack of lube, there's always a sufficient source of prison juice.

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prison break

The new breakout show Monday nights on FOX. Michael Scofield Wentworth Miller robs a bank to get into prison so he can spring his death-row brother, Lincoln Burrows Dominic Purcell who may have been framed for murder. The show has become a runaway hit and has been renewed for a second season. Wentworth Miller is the latest overnight sensation and sexy new heartthrob.

Prison Break is a "G" rated version of the hardcore HBO series, OZ.

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prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

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Prison Block

Prison Block is a Browser Based RPG which is based around the life of inmates trying to impress the warden by initiating in Oral Sex in the hope that he might gain a "Favor" This favor can then be spent on developing his/her 'Cell' to gain a stupid advantage over the other inmates or sell them at stupid prices forcing new players to spend actual money to do anything. However, when the Warden decides the inmates no longer serves a purpose he will simply ban them without cause and not respond to any request. This game was intended to drain your soul and leave you with a nasty taste in your mouth. Enjoy!

Prison Block Prisoner: Excuse me Warden can i please get a favor?

Warden: Only if you get down on your knees and take one for the team.

Prison Block Prisoner: Is this necessary?

Warden: No but you're gonna do it or you're out of here!!

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Prison Pussy

Goatee

He's got a hot prison pussy!

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prison bitch

noun; the little skinny white guy that was sent to prison for ripping those "do not remove under penalty of law" tags from a mattress

homeboy: "what are you in for"
whitey: " ripping the tag off a mattress"
homeboy: "bend over you little cracker, you's my new prison bitch

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