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The sloppy excrement which is produced by the common native australian park dweller
John; Fuck chris check out the parky pudding behind the bin out the back.
Chris; shit john thats a serious amount of poop.
Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.
Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit-Pudding commercials already!
Mom, I haven't had a shit in days. Do we have any Jamie Lee Shit-Pudding?
Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.
Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit Pudding commercials already! It's just a fucking bowel movement!
Mom, I haven't had a good shit in days. Do we have any of that Activia Shit Pudding?
This idiom is a combination of the proverb "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" (typically shortened to "the proof is in the pudding") and the popular misconception of the saying "balls to the wall". Its meaning is derived from the two. It is used to express putting every effort into attaining a goal. The proof of ones balls, as they say, is in the pudding. The invoking of pudding implies that one's testicular fortitude can therefore be quantified; to go balls in the pudding, one must take quite a risk. A proper use of "balls in the pudding" only occurs when one stands to lose or gain a great deal based on a single decision.
-You're going nil on this last hand of spades? What if you fail? You're so far behind already!
-I know, but if you win this game it's over anyway. I've got to go balls in the pudding.
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When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.
Commonly done at Christmas time.
Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?
Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.
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the vaginal sludge that accumulates in a girl's underwear (especially if she works on a road crew all day)
You should wash your panty pudding out before it gets crusty and sticks together, babe.
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The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.
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