mrs. puff

spongebob's driving instructor. really cute. doesn't like to about mr. puff.

mrs. puff, i guess she's married.
whatever happened to mr. puff?
she doesn't like to talk about it
cutscene to puffer fish lamp
wow i guess that's personal

Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

shnuggle puff

A lovely beautiful woman that is as cute and lovable as a super fluffy kitty.

When I crawled into bed with my little baby shnuggle puff I felt like I was surrounded by a hundred freshly fluffed kitty meows.

Mrs. Puff

A teacher who can stand the dumbest kids ever. Can also be used as a verb (as in "pulling a Mrs.Puff)

"Dude, she pulled a Mrs. Puff when Jimbo asked a question she just answered."

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cream puff

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."

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jiggly puff

to write on someone who is sleeping.

"i jiggly puffed him because his stupid ass passed out with his shoes on."

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Coco Puffs

A tobacco cigarette that has powder cocaine inside of it. Coco Puffs are not marijuana joints with cocaine. That is called a joint laced with cocaine.

Coco Puffs are smoked mostly by powder cocaine users who just want to ingest their cocaine in a different way. Usually made at the end of nights for some reason. Since they usually smoke, coco puffs are a welcome addition to the same old snorting. There are also the rare people who smoke weed, are anti-cocaine, but believe that if you smoke powder cocaine it is not addictive so if they are in a group of coke users, they will only smoke coco puffs if someone has one.

You make a coco puff like this:

-Slice a long slit down a cigarette with your razor blade trying not to fluff up the tobacco. Do not cut the whole thing open.
-Sprinkle in some powder cocaine.
-Carefully take a rolling paper and rip the 'glue' part. Lick it and seal the slit. Or, you can just re-role the whole cigarette with the rolling paper.

Light and pass around. You will not notice a strong high unless you use powered crack cocaine. If you do use powdered down crack cocaine, it is no longer a coco puff.

"Hey Fabio, my nose is killing me after a long night of partying at the Roxbury. Lets have some coco puffs when we get home."
"Sure. Let me check my pack of smokes to see if we have enough to make a few."
"Nice Fabio! You da man"
"No, YOU da man!"
"OH NO, YOU DA MAN!"

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