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case race

A race in which two teams of one or more people compete against each other to see who can finish a case of beer faster. If a team/member quits, passes out or throws up they are immediately declared the loser.

I was trashed after the case race.

by S. P. Murphy December 13, 2005

87πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


auto racing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being rock climbing and bull fighting.

He is one auto racing son-of-a-bitch.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


zepplin race

when a ladies breasts are larger than the norm, but firm enough to hold their own.

"wow , look at the norks on her, its neck and neck in the zepplin race"

by A B Thomas August 28, 2005

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


race mixer

Someone who conforms to the prevailing societal religion, egalitarian multiculturalism.

Used synonymous with crazy in a few circles, besides Communists who see it as a term of endearment.

Brandon wanted to piss off his his dad so he got Shaniqka pregnant.

by C.A.G.B. July 27, 2005

178πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


Boat Race

Cockney rhyming slang for face. Sometimes, but not usually shortened to boat. The term received wider recognition in 1979 when the Monks released their recording of β€œShame about her face”.

Nice legs shame about her boat race.

by AKACroatalin February 13, 2017

108πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


creedo-race

a 5 mile race between animals from various contries.

The snow-dwelling Adrvark was left out of the creedo-race after sleeping with the Gobi-fish and disperrsing mince pebblets.

by 2eyemike October 23, 2006

50πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


The human race

Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.

Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.

by ColdSuit December 23, 2013

55πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž