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dude ranch

A homosexual activity place where dudes wearing only ass-less chaps walk on all fours and prance around like animals. they are usually accompanied by another scantily clad dude who rides said males and usually whips them while yelling "ride 'em cowboy!"

Jacob has ridden 4000 dudes at the dude ranch. a pineapple may have been involved

by Dr.Sexy3000 August 12, 2010

58๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man Ranch

a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".

Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered

by e-rips September 26, 2003

86๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ranch Hand

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

by AyCowboy June 9, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geek Ranch

In regards to something lame or stupid.
As opposed to "Cool Ranch" Doritos.

A:"Dude,Timmy's so lame."
B:"Yeah. That kid's geek ranch."

by Scott Nash February 16, 2009

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dude ranch

a)When you hit up a house party and all the people there are dues. No chicks present.

b)GTs In London

How was that party on friday? That shit was a damn Dude Ranch

by Funk April 25, 2003

50๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mustang Ranch

The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.

Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!

"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"

by David Barnes March 28, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Highlands Ranch

One of the best places to live in America, wonderful parks, lovely houses, a great school program, and is in the best states in America.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Highlands Ranch
Person 1: Lucky.

by Joshthecoloradofan August 14, 2010

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