A homosexual activity place where dudes wearing only ass-less chaps walk on all fours and prance around like animals. they are usually accompanied by another scantily clad dude who rides said males and usually whips them while yelling "ride 'em cowboy!"
Jacob has ridden 4000 dudes at the dude ranch. a pineapple may have been involved
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a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".
Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered
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When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel
Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.
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In regards to something lame or stupid.
As opposed to "Cool Ranch" Doritos.
A:"Dude,Timmy's so lame."
B:"Yeah. That kid's geek ranch."
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a)When you hit up a house party and all the people there are dues. No chicks present.
b)GTs In London
How was that party on friday? That shit was a damn Dude Ranch
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The place where Jesse Ventura had sex with whores. In Nevada.
Yo call me back later, I'm at the mustang ranch!
"JESSE VENTURA HAD SEX HERE!"
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One of the best places to live in America, wonderful parks, lovely houses, a great school program, and is in the best states in America.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Highlands Ranch
Person 1: Lucky.
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