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Toronto Raptors

Canada’s laughing stock since the departure of Kawhi Leonard.

Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.

by Clippersfan801 October 26, 2019


1979 Raptor incident

in 1979, an unknown aircraft had enter the American airspac.,,,, F-22s were quickly dispatched to intercept the unknown aircraft.....,,, what they saw was something they never see befor,,... it was a t-55-15 flying with what seems to be alnti gravity technolgoogo,, the craft then goes a perfect 120 degree angle upwards to dogde the aim 9 sidwinerder from the f-22,,, till this day we sdtill havnt found where the tank is hidne , who was flying it, and where it came from....,,, s

Gaijooble on their way to add the 1979 raptor incident tank as a new soviet premium tank

by nutcracker420 January 25, 2022


raptor chicken

The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.

"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.

by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 26, 2023


blue raptor

The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.

I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.

by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014


Spider-Raptor

A name that has not been used in forever because it got replaced just like Tesla compared to Ford

Person 1: yo you remember Spider-Raptor?
Person 2: I have not heard that name in a while mate

by Some Ranomd Guy May 3, 2021


spider raptor

A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....

Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess

by Some Ranomd Guy April 5, 2021


raptor cock

A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it

“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”

by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023