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Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.

Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.

by lrx_stra December 9, 2015


Stash Rash

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023


poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.

"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"

by cyberpunk42 April 23, 2018


Jap Rash

The multiple cuts, grazes and sore skin you obtain from working on Japanese cars. Because of the tight and compact nature of Japanese cars, its hard to not get cut up when working on them.

I got some nasty Jap Rash last night from working on my Silvia.

by 4nthrax August 18, 2015


Mental Rash

The raw mental state created from repeated exposure to unfavorable conditions, as often happens when you dislike your job.
Also, the unfavorable condition itself that causes such a state.

I'm so glad I quit my job today, it's been leaving me with a severe mental rash.
or
I hate my job so much. It's nothing but a mental rash

by Dave-Landon October 24, 2016


Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.

Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.

by DickIsMyMiddleName January 27, 2018


Status Rash

A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.

OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!

by lpod85 September 11, 2009