Otherwise known as BRRSD, this shit school district is broke and does not give half of a fuck about any singular student. They half ass everything and, I cannot stress this enough, lowkey want the students to fucking die. In addition, there’s a “drill” approximately every other day, so get fucking walking. Not to mention the fact that the seventh graders fucked up the middle school in 2023-2024 school year. I personally believe in 7F and 8F justice. Moving on, elementary schools were honestly pretty fire (mostly Hamilton though) and the intermediate schools were heavily mediocre, but that shits heaven compared to the middle and high school, but that’s a whole new topic. This district does nothing for its students and there’s a few dick teachers. The assistant principals and principal are also the most nit-picky motherfuckers out there. Finally, lunch sucks ass, they don’t let you have time to move from class to class, and the students are fucking assholes who need their necks to get a good snap.
BRHS student: How was your day today? Mine absolutely fucking sucked.
Milltown student: It was awesome man, can’t wait for high school.
BRHS student: You have five minutes before I get a knife. Never speak well of the Bridgewater-Raritan Regional School District.
After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…
Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”
"Yo did you get your balls crushed at lakes region community college?"
"Hell yeah i'm still recovering"
Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!
Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.
The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.
High Point Regional High school is a small school located in Sussex NJ. The kids from Branchville, Frankford, Lafayette, Montague, Sussex, and Wantage all come here. The kids are either wanna be hicks, hood, or straight up faggots. White make up 98% of the school. Most kids act all hard and get in each others faces then when they fight it's usually either one kid beats the shit out of another or the most white kid fight possible. The girls here are nothing but ugly sluts and straight up skanky fucks. Multiple blow jobs are given by the art stair well every year by these whores. The seniors don't do shit because they all know that they are gonna live the high school life for two more years at SCCC the local community college which over 90% of the graduating class attends. The school is nicknamed High Joint because everyone is always high. Weed and nic is a religion at this dump. Kids either smoke in the parking lot before school or bring their shitty gas station carts from the local Delta into the bathroom and get high their. Another religion at this school is wrestling. Wrestling is a cult at this school and all the old men from the county love nothing more then to watch of a bunch of sweaty teenage boys grope each other on a Friday night. The rest of the sports teams no one gives a fuck about because they all the suck. The football team cant seem to find a head coach either. The last one was fired for threatening to kill a kid on the other team.
The kids only come to the games to either get high or get drunk in the parking lot. The cheerleaders all think that they are bad as fuck but in reality they are bunch of fat ugly sluts and have the same build as the lineman do. The schools biggest rival is Kittatinny which another high school that is a bunch of wanna be hicks. The administration seems to keep employing pedophiles as well. At least 1 teacher a year gets fired for molesting a kid. They seriously can't wait until they graduate? Multiple teachers fuck kids after they graduate here as well so it's normal at HP. As for the rest of the teachers over 95% of them already went to HP.Despite all this the worst part about the school is by far the special ed program. They seriously use these kids for manual labor. The worst part about all of it is that it is the only sped program left in the county. At the end of the year they get to perform on the stage and the whole school is forced to watch. The concert is nicknamed veggie tales. All the kids in he crowd just sit and laugh at the circus these kids put on.
Man High Point Regional High school sucks dick.
A school that has been around since 1888. An elementary and middle school that is used as an escape from Concord's run down public schools. You often see kids running around on the playground, I mean parking lot. This school has a roster of new teachers every year because the teachers see the ceiling crumble and make the smart decision and get the out of the building. By the time the school year starts they still haven't filled three teaching slots and you have a whole day of study halls until they can fill the slots. All in all the school sucks but has been there for "Generations after Generations."
Welcome to St. John Regional School . The dump of Concord NH.