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When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!
Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!
An American Christian Rock/ Christian Metal band Formed in Jackson Mississippi, with a unique style of music they love there fans the band is also formed by there guitarist Christian Rushing, there drummer is Troy Etheridge and there front man is Adam Kirkland they are making a fan page on Facebook and a official band website.
Websites Instagram,Twitter
When u you got your dump interrupted 1 day and you shit double the next.
Sarah called me to pick the kids while I was dumping and I had to cut it in half. The next morning I got a shit revenge and the whole house smelled terrible.
When you eat something with large amounts of chocolate but regret it later when you’re stuck on the toilet.
i just got a huge case of chocozuma’s revenge dude it’s not even funny
A mean prank for which you will need the following items: A sleeping girlfriend or friend, an apple carved into a little jack-o-lantern complete with a lit birthday candle inside, and a glass of icewater. Hang the scary apple-lantern from a string in front of the sleeper's face, dip your hand in the icewater until it's very cold, and then cover their mouth with your icy hand. They will instantly wake up and see a red glowing head in their face and attempt to scream, only to be muffled by an icy, dead hand.
"My girlfriend would not have sex with me last night, so later I pulled the old Rasputin's Revenge"
your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!
If you're gonna go out for mexican, make sure you dont order the guadalupes revenge.
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It’s when you hold in a fart while playing kahoot, you win first place then you rip it. But then you take a nasty shit right afterwards
Sarah: hi angel where are you?
Angel: the revenge of the katoot has came for me
Sarah: oh.. sorry dude
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