Someone that will play with five year olds on Xbox live, then proceed to invite you to the party so that when you join you're greeted with children screaming profanities into your headset.
"Ricardo, stop inviting me if I'm going to be called a 'poo poo head' by a child."
Ricardo is a Mexican dude that loves Mexican music and loves to do a lot of crazy stuff and have fun most of them are fat or chubby, also love women, also they become a big drug dealer later in life
Ricardo always wants go have fun and do some stupid shit
Ricardo is a very thicc and funny person. He will take every oppurtunity to make you laugh. Hes basically the class clown. He shouts out in class and says the weirdest things.
Hey who is that kid yelling Booty hole?
Oh yea thats ricardo..
Ricardo is someone that would make a great boyfriend he will listen to you always be there for you trust you and love you with all his heart he’s loyal and will always remind you how beautiful you are. But he doesn't take accusations and toxic behaviour towards him lightly and will cut anyone off to protect his peace of mind.
Ricardo will always return the energy you give to him
Ricardo's have huge dicks and are the best persons in sex. If you have the chance, sleep with a Ricardo. It will change your life.
- What happened to you?
- I slept with a Ricardo last night…
big and sexy has a big dick,gets bitches but doesn’t want any.He’s so big and strong, he is the sexiest person.