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Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013


Gang, Robot

The act of a white girl getting gangbanged by 100+ robots from the movie "I, Robot" and/or Will Smith. Also known as a gangbot.

Guy 1: Damn, she got a fat ass. I'm trynna see that bitch get gang, robot'ed by tha gang.
Guy 2: Yee, I'd love to see a gangbot on that bitch.

by bwoyah January 13, 2022


human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 August 12, 2015


Robot B9

The Robot of Lost in Space TV series fame.

"That does not compute, Dr. Smith!"---Robot B9

by pentozali August 17, 2013


the robot salesman

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.

Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"

by kantalupa October 29, 2008


California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.

damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.

by caliskater April 4, 2011


robot jokes

not funny.

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.

by captaingeech March 27, 2019