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Someone who likes to sleep with multiple partners. A slut. Onions have layers (sluts get laid a lot by... layers).
Kristy is a dirty rotten onion.
An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.
Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"
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when a women with small flabby boobs wears a pushup bra that squeezes the life out of them so much they are red and pancaked against her chest for cleavage, could also be made even more disgusting if the women does too much tanning combined with the squeezing of the boobs.
Look at that girl and her rotten pancakes chest.
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father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
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When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.
Holden and Sandra were having sex
when there was a rotten ham wallet.
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The unfaithful military girlfriend that will screw anything that moves while your deployed but when you catch her it is magically your fault
Caught Suzie Rotten crotch fucking Jodie
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An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong
"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"
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