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Russell Sage

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY. Located near RPI, it was originally created to average out the IQ in the city. A home for women who have all the qualifications but have yet to be labelled by the government as 'mentally retarded'. The college does, however, provide for ample, one-time sexual partners for the intercourse-starved male students (read: all of them) at RPI

Did you hear? It's 'Velcro is just one option' day at Russell Sage!

by DoubleBallHanger June 3, 2006

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Russell Howard

Russell Howard is a British comedian who appears regularly on the show 'Mock The Week.' Put frankly, he is pathetic.
He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.

Bob: Oh look it's Russell Howard and he's constantly refreshing the page on Urban Dictionary and voting this definition down.

Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.

Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.

by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010

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Russell Crowe

russell crowe is actually a new zealander australians cant resist that across the ditch from them new zealanders can make good actors and actress's

he was born in nz not australia

by mksmith 4 beji and joel madden May 14, 2005

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Russell The Muscle

Nickname for major league baseball player Russell Branyan.

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history

by Bob Smith Jones Johnson Newman March 28, 2009

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russell harding

a fuck wit with half a brain!

oh my god there's a russell!

by thechosenone March 7, 2005

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Russell Branded

The act of being Russell Branded. When (typically) a man gets close to a woman by claiming to be a friend, then when her trust is earnt, goes in for sex.

Debby: I fell out with Rob yesterday
Rose: Why?
Debby: I thought he was a true friend but the guy totally Russell Branded me.

by Tootsagogo April 4, 2012

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Russell Rainstorm

The Russell Rainstorm a sexual act where one partner straddles the face of another partner with their anus directly over the other partners nose. While farting the person begins to urinate on the other partner, this making a thunderstorm of farts and urine

That girl really gave me a helluva Russell Rainstorm last night.

by Golden Sterling December 29, 2022

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