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A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.
Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"
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Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.
Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.
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children with down syndrome all have very smiliar facial features, hence the name same-faced kids.
have a look at them same-faced kids! haha
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Coined by the infamous 'Slammer Bitch', this term refers to those meth heads that use intravenous methods to not only shoot meth, but use the same spoon or can as others to mix their dose
When I shoot up, I never like swimming in the same pool as another junkie.
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Having sex with a girl the day (or night) you meet.
Yeah, I say you got a chance. You won't get same day service, but give it a shot and see where it goes.
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Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Will I still survive
The same old scene?
In our lighter moments
precious few
It's all that heavy weather
We're going through
When I turn the corner
I can't believe
It's still the same old movie
That's haunting me
Young loving may be
Oh so mean
Trying to revive
The same old scene
Young loving may be
So extreme
Maybe we should try
The same old scene
Nothings last forever
Of that I'm sure
Now you've made an offer
I'll take some more
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the phrase \"same letters stall\" implies that two things are essentially the same. most often refers to two unrelated situations being similar.
billy:\"hey, remember when you caught your ex-wife in the tub with your brother?\"
timy:\"yeah... you and your girlfriend...?\"
billy:\"same letters stall\"
billy\'s use of the phrase suggests that, like timmy\'s ex-wife, billy\'s girlfriend has been caught having an affair with billy\'s brother, possibly also in a tub.
the origin of this phrase, is considered to be a line from the movie Detroit Rock City. the line is said by the preist who is the head of the bording school that the one main fellow gets sent to. after fed a pizza by the boys, which secretly had a hallucinagenic mushroom on it, the preist comes to the realization that the names Satan, and Santa, are anagrams of eachother. after making this discovery, the preist says outloud, \"santa...satan...same letters... same guy\"
this is also the origin of the typical response to the phrase \"same letters stall\" which is, \"same letters same guy\". this is normally said while shaking one\'s head in the positive.
billy:\"hey, remember when you caught your ex-wife in the tub with your brother?\"
timy:\"yeah... you and your girlfriend...?\"
billy:\"same letters stall\"
timmy:\"same letters same guy\"
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