Shrek

Shrek is the king we all warship him and his smexyness. GET OUT ME SWAMP.

Oh shrek? Yes, he the leader of our swamp

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Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

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shrek

a god of the world

do you believe in shrek?

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Shrek

Our lord and saviour

I am shrek

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Shrek

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

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Shrek

when you think of onions and you get a boner; or you are cutting onions and you start to finger yourself wile moaning Shrek is love Shrek is life

jeff: i was cutting onions and i got a large shrek
Cletus: The masked anal avenger is shrek
Jeff: get the green candles (^-^) 8-----------------)~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

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