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When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .
It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.
The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.
Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"
"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"
"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
A tryhard, usually in a video game
Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.
(noun) The act of masturbating as described by the perspiration one gets in the ankle area, due in a large portion to one's vigor and/or pulled-down pants.
Adam: Where's Dylan?
Rob: Giving himself sweaty ankles.
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"I have no girlfriend/boyfriend, I'm horny as fuck, so I'm gonna go home and sweat my ankles."
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After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".
"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."
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A sweaty attractive person. Search Crumpet for more detail on that.
Man-Where have you been all day?
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
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A cocaine fuelled bowling shirt Cape wearing crossdressing anal hitman who sweets like a swimmer wet in a pool as he or she shits their pants and vomits all over the bathroom and leaves enough room to cut lines on the sink and snort around the vomit. One who has no self respect for the smell that rolls off their body and pollutes the environment. A true worshiper of black cock.
I cant believe you are acting like a sweaty Negron over an 8 ball.
You are acting like a sweaty Negron over my thumb in your ass
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