Safe Sexting

The act of using a password or other safety feature to prevent your friends, parents, girlfriends, etc from discovering your assortment of hot or racy pictures on your cell, computer, email or other encrypt-able devices.

Girl : I dunno, should I send john this pic?

Girl two : It's fine, John practices Safe Sexting!

Girl : That's good, no way that this pic will get into the wrong hands if he is Safe Sexting.

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Safe Zone

An area or "zone" set up usually by colleges and or other types of academic institutions mostly for the Millennial or "cupcake" generation. Due to this generation of adults lacking any real ability to stand on their own two feet and lacking any ability to handle any type of criticism whether constructive or not, these spaces were erected so that Millennials can safely run and hide if they feel threatened by anything that older generations can take with stride. Also can be used by African-Americans who still think the "white man" owes them everything.

I cracked a joke about Matt's new blue hairdo and he promptly ran to the school safe zone where he proceeded to piss his pants and hug onto a teddy bear for 16 hours.

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sub-safe

in reference to the submarine rule of 'sub-safe,' which is the policy of keeping any holes in the boat plugged to prevent flooding, as well as stowing all loose items in secure locations.

Also a joke amongst submariners about three guys on one girl, such that all "holes are plugged"

"We sub-safed the XO's wife."

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safe fun

fun activities, in which no one can get in trouble.

(activities do NOT include encounters with the opposite sex, alcohol, nor anything related to montreal or vegas).

I had some safe fun going to church.

let's do some safe fun activities such as eating ice cream at the park

(when faced with multiple ladies inside a room) gentlemen, this is not safe fun...let's go and drink some soda in the lobby or hide someone's sneakers.

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dats safe

that's cool, that's nice

"you dont care when people call you a hoe?"

"naah cuz i aint a hoe"

"dats safe.."

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safe man

A position designated with unlocking a complex safe for a bank robbery.

"Adam can do the driving, Barry'll be on crowd control while I look out. I still need a safe man that can get us inside in ninety seconds flat."

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safe up

To stay strong and not back out in a real life situation

Yo safe up you talking hot

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