saggy teddy

The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack

You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.

Saggy Boob Test

A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are

Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.

There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple

Scale:

1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated

3 pencil = empty

4 pencil = completely drained

5 pencil = witch tits

6 pencil = completely ruined

7 pencil = football socks

8 pencil = sausage tits

I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are

saggy stingray

old woman's vagina

She was rinsing out her saggy stingray.

saggy d

A SAGGY D is person whom is very crazy at time's, usually 6'4" has good tast in women. He's stronger then what he looks. Blond with grey eyes skinny.

Yo saggy d come check this out

saggy sock

a slut with no morals And will always cheat on there boyfriend

That girl you was with was a saggy sock

Saggy middle syndrome

The vacuous middle of a story where stuff just happens for no reason. It's just filler at best.

There are no stakes or motivations. Just murder and death. Eventually a cool pay off in the end.

Bleach is a cool anime but the story wears itself thin to the point of saggy middle syndrome.

saggy pug

Extra fat pug that can not move because his chin sags so much. vastly fat.

Your Mom is like a saggy pug!