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Salsa is literally a freaking beautiful, talented, iconic, craziest, weirdest and wildest friend you’ll ever find! I am not joking she’s the girl if you need to talk, just a lovely friend really. She is just that one girl everyone is friend’s with, really outgoing, might seems innocent and shy but if you to know her she’s insane and a whole different kind of the term “innocent”. She is just a one of kind girl you shouldn’t let go
Girl: Hey that girl in our class, she looks shy
Girl 2: Guuuuuurrll, salsa is crazy, what do you mean???
Girl: Wait really?
Girl 2: Uh huh
When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
When you eatin her ass and she has diahrea
Bro last night my girl chips & salsa'd all over me
An alternative, more hillbilly way to describe a salsa made with fresh ingredients (pico de gallo or salsa fresca); unlike other salsas made with tomato sauce/paste to thicken the consistency of it.
"Nothing quite beats a slow-cooked hobo-scramble with lots of black pepper flakes and loose salsa."
"Can I geet some of der' loose salsa for mi tacohs?"
The shits brought on by a late night mexican food run.
Man, that grilled stuffed burrito gave me a bad case of husky salsa
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When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed
"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"
"Yeah."