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Sam

He's the sweetest and funniest guy one could know. He charms girls with his irresistible sense of humor, great hair, and cute smile. Sam can be a little shy approaching a girl he likes, but once the ice is broken, he has so much to talk about. His shyness is even cute in a way, and he doesn't even realize it. He is very school, sports, and family oriented. Dating a Sam is different than dating anyone else. He probably plays football and baseball, and has a great body. He's probably super fair-skinned with freckles, dark brown hair, and green eyes. He's overall such a nice and goofy person that can make a girls heart beat a million miles a minute.

Woah is that Sam? He's so cute!

Sammy is such a nice guy, I've had a crush on him since middle school.

by thatonegirlM December 6, 2019


Sam

Probably pulls MAD hoes.

Yeah that sam kid, he pulled three chicks just LAST NIGHT!

by udisjej September 29, 2019

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Sam

A man with an enormous penis. His penis is so enormous he could be a porn star on pornhub premium. He also has a huge load. Sam can give any woman an orgasm. He connects on an emotional level with any girl that he wants to. You could call Sam a pimp. He is the most amazing, sweet person ever. He is also fucking hot. Sam has huge abs and he gets all the girls. Although he gets all the girls, he chooses the one that will make him happiest. Sam is the most loyal friend you could have. He wouldn't leave you in the dust even if you just didn't have a rain coat. You want some to be your husband, boyfriend, or friend. Sam originates from the torah from the name Samuel meaning "son of god".
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.

Fred: "Wow look at that man with a giant penis. He must get all the girls. He also looks really nice."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."

by DaddyLongLegs69 December 5, 2016


Sam

The best person you will ever meet he is so nice and is vv cute

I love you Sam you are so cute!

by Chicken15412 July 4, 2018


Sam

A man that can not stop drinking milk.

Stop being like sam!

by Gamer45 November 27, 2018


Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.

Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.

by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020


Sam

A shortened version of "Samantha" used by women who don't take themselves too seriously. Sams are generally high-energy, full of laughs, but are not immediately liked by people who meet them for the first time. They can seem quiet, but have a deeply loving and caring side to them. They can be overly chatty, and often like to gossip, but would apologize profusely if the recipient ever found out what they said. Sams are often athletic, and thus extremely attractive women who have many suitors. They smile wide, but internally worry about what people think of them. A Sam is someone who takes a little bit to get to know, but once you do, they'll never leave your life.

"Oh, Sam - she's such an odd girl but I love her anyway!"

by observer_of_life January 14, 2018