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A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
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sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
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A real ass nigga that is the realest person to be born. He is also probably the most based person besides the based god himself.
Wow I wish I could be as based as Sam one day
He very annoying, funny, and crazy. Very easy to hate along with but hates you if he doesn't know you. Her can be sensitive but other than that he can easily be depressed and doesn't that you broke your elbow.
"Did you hear that Sam burnt down a Burger King and afterwards cried to an episode of Breaking Bad."
Sam is hot, sweet, funny and all around a great guy. He is sexy and great in the bedroom and at pillow talk.
Girl: look over there at Sam, he is sooooo hot, like OMG.
Guy: I wish I were Sam.
A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
I wish i could swing a bat like sam
The most sweet, considerate, and caring guy you have ever met. He treats the people he cares about like gold. He's completely selfless, and so so giving. He's a ray of sunshine and lights up the room with his warm aura. You couldn't imagine a more perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Husband material, always.
Sam is SO sweet. I can't believe he's actually real!