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A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
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sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam
wat did you do?
talk shit.
or
hunny what happened
a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
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When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.
Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.
sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
Sam: hey girl can we hang out
girl: fuck u ur hair looks like someone ejaculated all over my face
A real ass nigga that is the realest person to be born. He is also probably the most based person besides the based god himself.
Wow I wish I could be as based as Sam one day
He very annoying, funny, and crazy. Very easy to hate along with but hates you if he doesn't know you. Her can be sensitive but other than that he can easily be depressed and doesn't that you broke your elbow.
"Did you hear that Sam burnt down a Burger King and afterwards cried to an episode of Breaking Bad."
Sam is hot, sweet, funny and all around a great guy. He is sexy and great in the bedroom and at pillow talk.
Girl: look over there at Sam, he is sooooo hot, like OMG.
Guy: I wish I were Sam.