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The act of jerking off infront of a friend or even, your mother.
Me and my mom were watching Transformers, so I decided to go sneaky sammy and did it to megan fox.
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The most beautiful, incredible, cute, honest, sweet, trustworthy, wonderful, perfect and amazing girl in the entire world
Sammi Bear is the best
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Jinxx of Black Veil Brides's fiance. She's also the pianist in My Satelite Band. She's super pretty and is a awesome photographer. She's a very good rolemodel and does have a blog. She hates it when people make fake profiles and loves when people are theirselves.
"Did you just see Jinxx's fiance?"
"Yeah, That's Sammi Doll"
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When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.
"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
Its actually nothing because Sam can't get bitches
sammy told us he gave some sloot a sammy special but we know he's lying because he's an ugly motherfucker