scene

Scene kids are usually annoying, conceited bitches that think they are superior to everyone else. On their MySpace profiles, they usually say something like “I’m usually nice to everyone” or “I’m probably the nicest person you’ll ever meet”, but in reality they make fun of basically anyone who isn’t one their friends. The majority of scene kids act condescending toward most people. They think they’re being funny or cool when they pretend they like “little kid things” like Carebears, Pokemon, dinosaurs, etc. They take 162,983 pictures of themselves making “scene faces”, and then edit them in photoshop to make themselves look like teh s3xx. They usually have over 500 friends on MySpace, but most of them are people that they only know over the internet and will never meet. Basically all scene kids look and dress the same, but they still think they’re unique. Most of them look like clones of one another. The typical scene girl wears a shitload of makeup, and it’s nearly impossible to determine what she actually looks like. And almost all of them have the exact same haircut, and have their hair dyed the exact same way. They like to two-step at t0tally hardxcore shows, and probably ruined hardcore music for people that actually like it.

Now I’m not saying all scene kids are like this, but probably about 98% are.

Typical “scene kid” myspace profile:
Heyyy niggaz. My names Jen. I’m probably one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet <333. Me and my friends are really random, and like robots, dinosaurs, and power rangers LMAO. My friends are probably better than you. we’re all hardxcore pokemon fans LMOA!! I like to two-step at shows and at school :. I like to color, shop, and play candyland with my friends lmaoooo. I <3 the words cUNT, fagggg, and nigga LFMAO! I don’t consider myself scene or cool. I can be rly emotional sometimes, but I don’t let it show : \. I’m looking for a guy that’s kinda like me and isn’t conceited, mean, or stuck up. If you add me, I’ll add you back. But plz don’t add me if your ugly. kthxbyefag! <3333

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scene

1. The one word that people just have to make as many definitions for as the words Jesus, America, and George Bush.

Urban Dictionary has way too many entries for Scene, Emo, and Jesus.

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scene

also known as $C3N3

-usually likes music like bring me the horizon, hadouken, paramore, elecronic music and some rap just because they're so br00t4l like that

-likes patterns like diamonds, lightning bolts, cupcakes, or hello kitty and gloomy bear

-unnatural black/blonde hair with coontails, backcombs, wears headband

-immitates gangstaaaa's slang to be cool

-likes myspace better than bebo

-is a stickam entertainer just because gee von gore (or geedropdead) said stickam was cool

-knows who techno star, chemo tink, and bee pirate hooker are

-admires audrey kitching

-wears glasses or sunglasses in pictures

-takes pictures in different places and at different angles

-hates emos and being called emo

-has tried smoking, drugs, and alcohol

-loves millionaires and brokencyde

-wears skinny jeans, and whatever odd things they can find in their closet

-has one of those diamond necklaces

please note that agreeing to a few of the above does not make you scene

"hey have you seen that one chick on myspace? she has 45k+"

"naw, she's a total scene kid. I prefer indie's myself. :P"

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scene

all these definitions are disgusting. why does scene have to include a million definitons of people saying that scene people are "obnoxious", "self centered", "pretentious" or "egotistic". Why must people be categorized like that?

to me: scene is a movement. it's when a group of people who happen to like similar kinds of music and fashion (and many other things)come together. Consequently scenesters like to express themselves however they want to in relationship to the music or their interests. who cares how they dress, or talk, or feel. Everyone should dress how they like, talk how they want to, and feel what ever they damn well please.

how is scene any different than any other label? Jock, prep, girly, hick... If you want to label a group, fine. But don't put down a group of people for what they like just because they "annoy" you or because you don't understand them. Maybe you annoy the fuck out of someone else but they're not rude enough to label you as a piece of shit.

"That girl is so scene, that guy is such a jock, those brothers are so preppy. They're probably all really nice. Maybe i should go introduce myself and get to know them."

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The lamest movement of anything ever. A movement of conformists for the sake of individuality. An oxymoron so wrapped up in itself that it can't even see how fake it is.

Joan: Ann, we're so scene, we should come with a warning!
Me: Get a life, please.

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scene

idiots with no identity.

All those fools in the picture gallery try to be cool by being something they aren't.

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scene

girls or guys that do the following:

-get on their myspace and try to make it as hardcore/emo as possible, such as: try to look as serious and/or sad in their pictures, but look the same in every one; list every band they like, believing everybody is going to read the list; and use lyrics in every corner of their myspace, usually either emotional lyrics, or hardcore lyrics to make themselves seem independent and tough.

-watch teenage mutant ninja turtles and sport the clothing.

-go to coffee shops every morning (which is actually weird for straight-edge scenesters, since caffeine the most addicting drug around. and it doesn't make sense to drink de-caf coffee, because that's like smoking THC-free weed. that's not the point of coffee. good job, douchebag)

-"tough guy" hardcore scenesters wear camo cargo shorts and white t-shirts with their favorite band on it (usually with a picture of the lead singer on stage, with a whole bunch of kids rocking out near the stage, singing along, because after all: you can't hide how tough you are.)

-hardcore girls usually never actually get into the pit, but just sit and watch the guys, picking out which guys are "HOTTT" and look more defiant. most of these girls just become hardcore because their crush is hardcore, so they completely change who they are just so they can get a little closer to them. these girls piss me off the most. see fake.

-emo kid scenesters (guys) almost always wear girls pants and make out with other guys. and somehow, girls think that's hot. i've got news for you girls who like that: if 2 guys are making out with each other, they're gay and they don't fuck girls. it makes sense. emo guys also have their bookbags covered with emo lyrics, and have their hair black, with it parted to the side. or just have it cover their entire face. whatever floats their boat.

-emo girls usually wear bandanas around their neck and pretend to be depressed just so they can get attention. these girls are all spoiled and have perfect lives, but i guess losing a guy is more devastating than, say, having a childhood friend die, or having your parents die in a car accident and having NO ONE. but hey, whatever. almost all of them have a myspace and have 4028449 friends that they never talk to but see at local shows.

-dance like a retard.

-think breakdowns are the best thing ever, when in reality, an open string riff in drop D isn't that impressive. see lame

-think they're being independent and being an individual but really they all look the same. see goth

now, before i get bitched at by everyone, lemme make one thing clear: i love hardcore music. mostly the lyrics though. most guitar riffs in hardcore are simple. but i don't like the people that think being in a subculture is being independent and an individual. i don't dress scene and i certainly i don't act scene. i love all types of music like rap, punk, hardcore, metal, techno, etc. so before you call yourself an individual, look at the pictures on your myspace. you all look ridiculous.

scene guy: "hey, are you going to the show?"

scene girl: "maybe after i go to starbucks, buy a pink bandana, and put some pictures on myspace. is jeffery gonna be there? he is sooooo HOTTTT!"

scene guy: "you're lame, dude"

scene girl: "CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYEEEEEEEES"

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