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Scottied

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

by Sierratwohotel June 19, 2018


Scottie Sack

A Scottie Sack is a Fast food bag that has a copious amounts of terrible food inside, a minimum of 4 items, typically from McDonald's, Taco Bell, Hardees/Carl's Jr. or Wendys. Intended for one person to consume over the course of many hours.

I picked up a Scottie Sack after work, You know Wendy's is lit with that 4 for 5$ Deal!

by khjgcfvyugdturdsjytgduy January 17, 2021


Scotty

a short sped who is usually very disabled, and has an extra 21st chromosome.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that new kid at school?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total Scotty
Guy 1: Haha

by ha_get_rekt420 March 10, 2020


Scotty

Is a bitch who thinks he’s cools and thinks poorly and a walking slender man who thinks he gets bitches and messing with kids especially with the boyz

Always makes pranks and thinks his being funny but really embarrassed himself which seems to make him to it more

One person: who the fuck is that snipper the wolf lookin ass

Me: that’s Scotty

by Fuirty February 8, 2023


Scotty

One pump chump. Sucks at CSGO

Wow that guy is such a scotty at this game.

by xxxdganer November 8, 2017


scotty

a hot sexy beast whos still loves his ex

scottys so hot

by skyler houston 88 April 8, 2021


Scotty

Scotty is a straight up asshole but can be nice to the people he loves. He’s loyal when it comes to relationships, but don’t cheat on him, the other person will normally end up dead.

Omg that guy is acting like a scotty!

by Jacksoff2332 May 4, 2020