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a slaze king who slazes way too hard, lives in their friends basement, usually is unemployed. gets way too fucked on a consistent basis, then spends the whole next day in the same clothes and usually doesnt shower until the last minute before you go out. is cheap as hell, doesnt mind takin down a swamp donkey every now and then, is a wicked wingman and always has a teamates back. Basically an all around beauty who lives for nothing else but to muck and slaze
Bro 1:sirr lets have some cold ones and get sauced tonight
Bro2: man you know I got no cash for that type of outing
Bro 1: cmon man just go to the atm and grab some flow you fuckin scum dog
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Bro 1: sirr its time to get up its fuckin 1:30 in the afternoon time for a team breako
Bro:2 opp sir cant be done I need about atleast another nap before that
Bro:1 get up slaze king stop bein such a fuckin scum dog
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A colloquial term used to describe a rare human subspecies found only in the Midlands, whose chief characteristics are severe genital deformity, below-average IQ and a close physical resemblance to Jasper Carrott. The correct nomenclature for this mutant variant is Homo Birminghamcitius Wancus.
Those villa scum at the zoo really liked the bananas I gave them the other day.
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The sweaty and greasy film left on a mans balls after an athletic activity
"man when I took my cup off I must have had five pounds of ball scum"
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People who sniff all the fucking time rather than buying tissues or carrying a handkerchief. Usually ignorant townie scumbags who are just too thick to realize that their constant nasal sounds are really fucking annoying.
"I sat near a mucus scum on the bus and I wanted to punch his fucking face in after the thirtieth sniff"
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arsenal fans to tottenham fans. there football shitting firm is called the yids.
tottenham fan: those fuckin gooners have scored
arsenal fan: haha, u fuckin yid scum!! in ure face!!!!
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ubda Scum:
A racial term used to describe African Americans that are anti-white, rebellious to social norms, disrespectful, loud, and obnoxious. This may also include those who think their car stereo is the sole purpose of their creation, and dress with their pants closer to their ankles than waist. In some cases it appears they steal clothes from severly obese people. I mean seriously buy something that FITS. Also they do not know how to communicate in proper English, and have a blatant disregard to authority.
Basically it’s a term for ubda's whereas white-trash honkey ass cracker is for whites. Kinda the same thing.
Real World: Tyronne from Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central.
"Ahh friggin ubda scum everywhere."
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scum sex usually consists of two lower class beings engaging in sexual intercourse, where this sexual intercourse takes place is usually in a delapitated house consisting of a dirty mattress - can be covered in asorts of stains feaces, urine, dirt, mouldy food, semen and so on. Scum Sex can even consist of fellow members of the participants friend circle to speculate.
Example 1: "FOCK YIR, SCUM SEX TONIGHT"
Example 2: "i was at the pub the other night joel, and i scored some sweet scum sex at this scum bags house, there mattress was covered in poo LOL"
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