Shiesty Season

Shiesty Season means when the stock/demand of Shiesties goes up, and there's an economic boom in Shiesty purchasing, for example Football Players like to wear them during practice or game. And that's how the Shiesty Session began to form and develop. Shiesties are great for everything, one benefit of wearing a Shiesty is it keeps the head warm and it's excellent in the Midwestern states like Minnesota or my home state of Illinois.

The Shiesty Season is defined by The demand for Shiesties is up, Shiesty Session looks to be booming at the moment, and it's very cold in Illinois so it makes sense why the demand is going up.

Shamy Season

Shamy Season is an old tradition dating back to the 1970's, where the legendary Shamrock Shakes were born in the notorious McDonald's. Shamy Season was created to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Shamrock Shakes taste of vanilla ice cream with a dash of minty goodness. The taste of this delightful treat brings smiles to all, and brings communities from all over the world together to unite in this wonderful season.
The tradition is as follows:
Step 1: Gather friends
Step 2: Go to a local McDonald's
Step 3: Buy large Shamrock Shakes (shamers) for each one of your friends
Step 4: Enjoy

"Hey man, wanna go get some shamers at McDonald's to celebrate Shamy Season?"

No shirt season

If it's under 65 degrees, it's sweat shirt weather and shirts are prohibited/ not suggested

"It's 63 degrees! Finally I don't have to wear a shirt."
"I love No Shirt Season!"

salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.

Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...

Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

Seasonal Pairing

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

pecan season

a southern phrase for a year.

i havent seen you in about three pecan seasons.