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Hide and seek

A game everyone loved when they were younger, especially loved by serial killer trying to hide the bodies of 7 year olds.

I love playing hide and seek with my victims!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023


sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017


Booty seek

The opposite of a booty call. You seek the booty.

I booty seek. Every damn day.

by Aggie-sama April 20, 2012


Vietnamese hide n seek

When you never shave so your girlfriend has to search for your flaccid penis amongst your overgrown public hair.

Hey babe do you want to play a game of Vietnamese hide n seek

by Spazmatic rifle February 19, 2021


Meat-seeking gristle

meat-seeking gristle noun \ˈpē-nəs\

: the part of the body of men and male animals that is used for sex and through which urine leaves the body

Chad: "My boss is a real meat-seeking gristle head."

Barbara: "I know that you're proud of your new word, and it's not the least clever play on words I've ever heard from you, but-"

Chad: "MEAT-SEEKING GRISTLE!!!"

by keldard June 9, 2014


Heat seeking womb ferret

A description of a mans appendage

I’m gona pump her with my heat seeking womb ferret

by BigAl78 June 16, 2022


Coon’n Go Seek

A game where you walk into a prodominantly black area and scream Nigger (hard er) and if you escape the proximity undetected/not dead, you win

Last night I was playing a game of Coon’n Go Seek and I got my ass beat by a bunch of niggers

by NicoParamo September 15, 2018