September 25

September 25 is a day where you can hold hands with friends/best friends/girlfriend/boyfriend

So if you trying to hold hands w/ someone nows ur chance =)

Good luck girls

Good luck yall and don't get slapped boys =)

Hey it's September 25 it's the day where u get 2 hold hands

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September 26

When the best foreigners are born

He/She was born on September 26th they must be the best foreigner i know

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September 7

A day for absolute top shaggers.

Person1: oi it's September 7th wyd
Top Shagger: Coke n cock mate

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september 9

National sweet-sensitive girl day. The sensitive girls aren’t celebrated enough, let’s show them some love on September 9.

boyfriend: do you want a hug?
girl: yeah, why are you asking?
boyfriend: it’s September 9

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September 11th

the towers were destined to fall
my father died on that fateful day

"yo you remember september 11th"
"terrible day jacob"

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September 8

🎁💖 National Bring Your Best Friend A Gift Day 💖🎁

Bring Your Best Friend A Good Gift!!!

BFF 1:It September 8th, so I got you a present!
BFF 2: Me too!
*Switches gifts*
BFF 2: Thank You!
BFF 1: Thank you too! I love it!

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September 2

Only people who are very intelligent are born on this day, most who are born in this day have big dick energy and are the party type. Though they party, they always find time for school work

Oh yeah she was probably born on September 2, she’s so smart but gives off big dick vibes

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