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intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate
noun
1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.
Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)
They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy
Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
The best school in portugal (lisbon) if you’re looking for lifetime friends, the teachers are mid but the memories are forever
P1: “what school do you go to?”
P2: “international sharing school”
P1: “explains why you and your friends are so tight”
another way to say someone is a cheater
guy one: I love petra so much
guy two: shes a time share bitch...
The former partner of three good friends whom all dated the ex at different points in time.
Robbie shouted at Kat, "don't talk to him, that is Tony, Ryan, and my tri-shared ex!!!"
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An occurrence in which two or more men masterbate and spill their seeds into a sock. After in which the sock is passed to the next gentleman to follow suit. The last candidate must wear the sock!
Tim, Bob, John and huff were exhausted after their sock sharing party. John got stuck with a sticky situation when he had to wear the sock full of the soup of some-young-guys.
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adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.
I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.
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Coming from a guy that works for that company, how is sharing pictures of the queen and different from putting a black square in your profile picture?
Hym “Really? Sharing pictures of the queen? And the Masses are stupid? Is that not showing contempt for your fans? ‘Well, my fans are idiots and subordinate themselves to me so they think they are the smart ones. Well... They think they think but really they’re just accepting my propositions and are smart by proxy.’ Or ‘It’s not the same when I do it’ see how that works? See how you all work? I mean, look at yourself. ‘But I went through the institutions. I don’t deserve to be mocked or trolled. I’m the good one! He’s the bad one! He should be trolled!’ HAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s unreal! This is why the creature needs to be slain. You need to be shown Inferiority. Oooooohh my rights are YOUR responsibility. Good to see you shirking your responsibility! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!”
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