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A normally beautiful/overly kind person who, when angered (normally by someone hurting their friend) turns nasty realllll fast.
Man, Becky's such an angel with a shotgun. I made one fat joke about her friend Tina and she practically clawed my eyes out. She's still hot though.
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A wedding that is forced into existence because of pregnancy.
A shotgun wedding: Chad Michael Murray and his new screwtoy, 18-year old Kenzie Dalton.
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Suicide via a shotgun blast to the mouth
Kurt Cobain killed himself via shotgun mouthwash
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When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.
Bitch kept resisting my attemps at a dutch oven so I got her with the turkish shotgun instead.
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when the person hosting a game in gears of war over uses the shotgun because it is stronger
Host: u just got owned mike
Gamer: shut up Joe ur just god cause ur the host
Host:yea ok i didnt use host shot gun once
Gamer:sick liar all u do is use the host shotgun and kill everyone in 1 or 2 shots do u think your good joe?
Host:i think im amazing
Gamer2: chris thnks joes amazing too
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When approaching a vehicle (of any size or shape) a second or third party may yell "Shotgun for infinity". This grants the SFIer with a 12 hour rein of Shotgun.
-This call out masks any previous regular "shotgun"
- If the second person is already in the vehicle when another is picked up the shotgun for infinity can only be called once the vehicle becomes in sight in the next approach.
- If any one breaks "Shotgun for infinity" they are fully accepting being periodically punched by both back seat passengers and the driver.
-They also assume payment of any coffee run or first round at the bar/club/lounge.
- Violation is also in direct violation of the Bro Code.
As Tim and bob approached Marc's car, Tim yelled "Shotgun For Infinity" This allowed him front seat access for 12 hours....
Bob pushed Tim and took front seat. He ended up having no feeling in his left arm and also was not able to pick up any girls at the club because he violated bro code.
Maria's boyfriend called "Shotgun" in her car, but when his friend Michael joined them at the mall he called "Shotgun for infinity".... Maria's boyfriend then watched from the backseat as Maria flirted with Michael, later getting knocked up by Mike's cock.
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Right before reaching climax, the male pulls out and furiously slaps the female's vagina. He then proceeds to forcefully re-enter with a single thrust, and ejaculates while shouting "STRILET" (Pronounced stree-let). Which is the Czech word for shoot. Hence, firing the Bohemian Shotgun.
I can't believe you did a Bohemian Shotgun to Owen's mom.
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