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A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.
"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"
"Denying Larry Rumors?"
"Uh huh."
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A goddess of the Jazz age, and major civil rights activist during the 1960s.
Born Eunice Kathleen Waymon on February 21, 1933, she was the 6th child of a preacher and dreamt of becoming a concert pianist, but was denied a scholarship(rumored perhaps because she was black). She began playing in clubs in Philadelphia, was eventually picked up by Bethlehem Recordings, and her version of "I Loves You Porgy" was a smash hit in 1958.
She stuck with Jazz, Blues, R&B, and Pop for much of her career, but also branched into classical, folk, and gospel. Between 1958 and 1974 she recorded over 40 albums.
She retired to souther France in 1993, and after a long struggle with breast cancer, died in her sleep on April 21, 2003. Her funeral was attended by hundreds, most notably Elton John.
Most popular songs include "Feeling Good", "I Loves You Porgy", "I Put a Spell on You", and "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood".
When I heard Nina Simone's "Feeling Good" for the first time, I realize Michael Buble was absolute garbage.
A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?
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A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.
Simon Cowell does not need a definition
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our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting
"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"
An NCT 127 song with glorious lines you can quote daily
"Flap floop doop"
"iM GOD"
"fLipPin"
"Bless me achOooo"
"Sɪᴍᴏɴ sᴀʏs ᴜʀɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀʀʀ"
"Simon Says uRiN rEal vIbE kIllAaA"
"ₘₐₗ ᵐᵃˡ ᴹᴬᴸ ᴍᴀʟ MAL"
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verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
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